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#幽默

When nothing goes right, go left

When nothing goes right, go left

#优美句子, #冷笑话

海上升明月，相思；月亮画的饼，我吃。

海上升明月，相思；月亮画的饼，我吃。

#小众文案, #幽默

i hope you find an extra 20 bucks in your pocket today.

i hope you find an extra 20 bucks in your pocket today.

#冷笑话, #希望

it is illegal to sell this man a v-neck t-shirt.

it is illegal to sell this man a v-neck t-shirt.

#冷笑话, #幽默

dog wearing pajama pants

dog wearing pajama pants

#冷笑话, #幽默

幽默感就是分寸感

#幽默, #每日摘抄

this is my head

this is my head

#幽默

he made air quotes so often that eventally a pair of real quotes materialized on either side of his head.

he made air quotes so often that eventally a pair of real quotes materialized on either side of his head.

#幽默, #黑色幽默

flee with glee

#幽默, #跑路

tht knife was jealous of the scissors’ ability to do the splits.

tht knife was jealous of the scissors’ ability to do the splits.

#厨房, #幽默

He put flags on everything.

He put flags on everything.

#幽默, #目标

polka dot sparrow.

polka dot sparrow.

#幽默, #鸟

bird costume.

#幽默, #鸟

He travelled far and wide with his helicopter fish.

He travelled far and wide with his helicopter fish.

#幽默, #旅行

when yon feel like drawing hands, draw hands.

when yon feel like drawing hands, draw hands.

#幽默, #绘画

She wanted her eye makeup to match the taxi she would be taking later on.

She wanted her eye makeup to match the taxi she would be taking later on.

#幽默, #时尚

She used her collection of gloves to make the most extra ordinary headdress.

She used her collection of gloves to make the most extra ordinary headdress.

#幽默, #时尚

While Gtorge napped, his beard caught up on on some reading.

While Gtorge napped, his beard caught up on on some reading.

#幽默, #故事

eat me. ok.

#友谊, #幽默

napping rocket.

napping rocket.

#休息, #幽默

Dogs with asterisks are clarly uch better.

Dogs with asterisks are clarly uch better.

#小狗, #幽默

8cci1his hat expressed his true nature.

8cci1his hat expressed his true nature.

#幽默, #生活

he wa so tired, he yawned for five years.

he wa so tired, he yawned for five years.

#幽默, #疲惫

he had a distinct advantage.

he had a distinct advantage.

#幽默, #网球

in general, tables are not very good at skatboarding.

in general, tables are not very good at skatboarding.

#幽默, #滑板

things with wheels, so much appeal, especially bananas, lets go.

things with wheels, so much appeal, especially bananas, lets go.

#幽默, #生活

cubic zirconia on a bicycle.

cubic zirconia on a bicycle.

#幽默, #自行车

the banana decided to go on a trip.

the banana decided to go on a trip.

#幽默, #香蕉

two-person fish costume.

two-person fish costume.

#幽默

the pretzel was late for a meeting.

the pretzel was late for a meeting.

#幽默

a hat shaped like canada.

a hat shaped like canada.

#幽默

this brand of plaid shirts makes us feel outdoorsy.

#幽默, #物以类聚

the whisk wasn’t the tallest, but he ad terrific hair.

the whisk wasn’t the tallest, but he ad terrific hair.

#乐观, #幽默

his hair was a giant mustache.

his hair was a giant mustache.

#幽默, #故事

i don’t wanna leave you.

i don’t wanna leave you.

#假期, #幽默

a joyful heart is good medicine.

a joyful heart is good medicine.

#幽默, #幽默感