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//句子喵//

he made air quotes so often that eventally a pair of real quotes materialized on either side of his head.

he made air quotes so often that eventally a pair of real quotes materialized on either side of his head.

#幽默, #黑色幽默
flee with glee

flee with glee

#幽默, #跑路
tht knife was jealous of the scissors' ability to do the splits.

tht knife was jealous of the scissors' ability to do the splits.

#厨房, #幽默
He put flags on everything.

He put flags on everything.

#幽默, #目标
polka dot sparrow.

polka dot sparrow.

#幽默, #鸟
bird costume.

bird costume.

#幽默, #鸟
He travelled far and wide with his helicopter fish.

He travelled far and wide with his helicopter fish.

#幽默, #旅行
when yon feel like drawing hands, draw hands.

when yon feel like drawing hands, draw hands.

#幽默, #绘画
She wanted her eye makeup to match the taxi she would be taking later on.

She wanted her eye makeup to match the taxi she would be taking later on.

#幽默, #时尚
She used her collection of gloves to make the most extra ordinary headdress.

She used her collection of gloves to make the most extra ordinary headdress.

#幽默, #时尚
While Gtorge napped, his beard caught up on on some reading.

While Gtorge napped, his beard caught up on on some reading.

#幽默, #故事
eat me. ok.

eat me. ok.

#友谊, #幽默
napping rocket.

napping rocket.

#休息, #幽默
Dogs with asterisks are clarly uch better.

Dogs with asterisks are clarly uch better.

#小狗, #幽默
8cci1his hat expressed his true nature.

8cci1his hat expressed his true nature.

#幽默, #生活
he wa so tired, he yawned for five years.

he wa so tired, he yawned for five years.

#幽默, #疲惫
he had a distinct advantage.

he had a distinct advantage.

#幽默, #网球
in general, tables are not very good at skatboarding.

in general, tables are not very good at skatboarding.

#幽默, #滑板
things with wheels, so much appeal, especially bananas, lets go.

things with wheels, so much appeal, especially bananas, lets go.

#幽默, #生活
cubic zirconia on a bicycle.

cubic zirconia on a bicycle.

#幽默, #自行车
the banana decided to go on a trip.

the banana decided to go on a trip.

#幽默, #香蕉
two-person fish costume.

two-person fish costume.

#幽默
the pretzel was late for a meeting.

the pretzel was late for a meeting.

#幽默
a hat shaped like canada.

a hat shaped like canada.

#幽默
this brand of plaid shirts makes us feel outdoorsy.

this brand of plaid shirts makes us feel outdoorsy.

#幽默, #物以类聚
the whisk wasn't the tallest, but he ad terrific hair.

the whisk wasn't the tallest, but he ad terrific hair.

#乐观, #幽默
his hair was a giant mustache.

his hair was a giant mustache.

#幽默, #故事
i don't wanna leave you.

i don't wanna leave you.

#假期, #幽默
a joyful heart is good medicine.

a joyful heart is good medicine.

#幽默, #幽默感