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#冷笑话

just thinking about everything.

just thinking about everything.

#冷笑话, #卡通

i think too much…

i think too much…

#冷笑话, #卡通

could be worse

#乐观, #冷笑话

one day it will get better. little by little over time. i know that it’s hard. i just have to try.

one day it will get better. little by little over time. i know that it’s hard. i just have to try.

#冷笑话, #卡通

as mentally stable as this table

as mentally stable as this table

#不完美, #做自己

i don’t think the sun will come out tomorrow… it will…i promise.

i don’t think the sun will come out tomorrow… it will…i promise.

#乐观, #冷笑话

Four walls. Don’t make a home. The real home breathes. It breaks, it creaks. It’s in the beating heart of a lover. Or the memory of my mother. It’s in each footstep. It can’t be bought. It must be built. It’s never just four walls.

Four walls. Don’t make a home. The real home breathes. It breaks, it creaks. It’s in the beating heart of a lover. Or the memory of my mother. It’s in each footstep. It can’t be bought. It must be built. It’s never just ...

#冷笑话, #卡通

it’s nice to be alive.

it’s nice to be alive.

#冷笑话, #卡通

shit happens

#乐观, #冷笑话

i can’t live up to my own unrealistic expectations.

i can’t live up to my own unrealistic expectations.

#冷笑话, #卡通

When nothing goes right, go left

When nothing goes right, go left

#优美句子, #冷笑话

bored

#冷笑话, #无聊

i hope you find an extra 20 bucks in your pocket today.

i hope you find an extra 20 bucks in your pocket today.

#冷笑话, #希望

red cats look best in stripes.

red cats look best in stripes.

#冷笑话, #宠物

he sounds like a super star.

he sounds like a super star.

#冷笑话, #慎言

some dryers have a buzzer that goes off when the laundry is done. this one can talk: screw it. i’m done with this load.

some dryers have a buzzer that goes off when the laundry is done. this one can talk: screw it. i’m done with this load.

#冷笑话, #活着

he wanted to become the music

he wanted to become the music

#冷笑话, #漫画

rocket wearing a fez

rocket wearing a fez

#冷笑话, #漫画

you can do it! an encouraging ice cream cone.

you can do it! an encouraging ice cream cone.

#冰激凌, #冷笑话

bird hair

#冷笑话, #漫画

oh dear god, not again.

oh dear god, not again.

#冷笑话, #漫画

the fez was uttering uncomplimentary remarks while watching entertainment tonight.

the fez was uttering uncomplimentary remarks while watching entertainment tonight.

#冷笑话, #活着

it is illegal to sell this man a v-neck t-shirt.

it is illegal to sell this man a v-neck t-shirt.

#冷笑话, #幽默

his mustache was fake. he wore it to cover up a scar given to him by the late duchess of hampshire’s pet tiger.

his mustache was fake. he wore it to cover up a scar given to him by the late duchess of hampshire’s pet tiger.

#伪装, #冷笑话

dog wearing pajama pants

dog wearing pajama pants

#冷笑话, #幽默

moster with leggings.

moster with leggings.

#冷笑话, #怪兽

i am seeking terrificness, let me know if you find some.

i am seeking terrificness, let me know if you find some.

#冷笑话, #漫画

pete’s hair liked to play tennis while he drank his coffee.

pete’s hair liked to play tennis while he drank his coffee.

#冷笑话, #咖啡

he over did it.

he over did it.

#冷笑话, #漫画

excited rainbows

excited rainbows

#冷笑话, #去野

triangle pattern hair

triangle pattern hair

#冷笑话, #女性

rollerskating sushi

rollerskating sushi

#冷笑话, #寿司