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some dryers have a buzzer that goes off when the laundry is done. this one can talk: screw it. i’m done with this load.

some dryers have a buzzer that goes off when the laundry is done. this one can talk: screw it. i’m done with this load.

#冷笑话, #活着

he wanted to become the music

he wanted to become the music

#冷笑话, #漫画

rocket wearing a fez

rocket wearing a fez

#冷笑话, #漫画

this will eventually be a jpeg on your screen.

this will eventually be a jpeg on your screen.

#回忆, #旅行

let’s be magnificent.

let’s be magnificent.

#去野, #漫画

let’s relax and watch a movie we’re already seen a hundred times.

let’s relax and watch a movie we’re already seen a hundred times.

#慢慢来, #放宽心

you can do it! an encouraging ice cream cone.

you can do it! an encouraging ice cream cone.

#冰激凌, #冷笑话

bird hair

#冷笑话, #漫画

oh dear god, not again.

oh dear god, not again.

#冷笑话, #漫画

this man is allergic to small talk.

this man is allergic to small talk.

#内向, #慎言

you are a star, obviansly.

you are a star, obviansly.

#优秀, #你真棒

the fez was uttering uncomplimentary remarks while watching entertainment tonight.

the fez was uttering uncomplimentary remarks while watching entertainment tonight.

#冷笑话, #活着

it is illegal to sell this man a v-neck t-shirt.

it is illegal to sell this man a v-neck t-shirt.

#冷笑话, #幽默

build me up

#乐高, #漫画

wear these oven mitts, cook with awesomeness

wear these oven mitts, cook with awesomeness

#手套, #漫画

tangled rubber bands

tangled rubber bands

#一团糟, #漫画

his mustache was fake. he wore it to cover up a scar given to him by the late duchess of hampshire’s pet tiger.

his mustache was fake. he wore it to cover up a scar given to him by the late duchess of hampshire’s pet tiger.

#伪装, #冷笑话

i know that nobody listens to tapes anymore, but they are much more interesting to draw than mp3 files.

i know that nobody listens to tapes anymore, but they are much more interesting to draw than mp3 files.

#漫画, #爱生活

a gust of wind took her paper crown away. the girl soon realized she no longer needed it to be queen of her world.

a gust of wind took her paper crown away. the girl soon realized she no longer needed it to be queen of her world.

#人间真实, #做自己

the ice cream says it’ll be okay, so i’ll go with that.

the ice cream says it’ll be okay, so i’ll go with that.

#冰激凌, #夏天

dog wearing pajama pants

dog wearing pajama pants

#冷笑话, #幽默

moster with leggings.

moster with leggings.

#冷笑话, #怪兽

i am seeking terrificness, let me know if you find some.

i am seeking terrificness, let me know if you find some.

#冷笑话, #漫画

pete’s hair liked to play tennis while he drank his coffee.

pete’s hair liked to play tennis while he drank his coffee.

#冷笑话, #咖啡

would you like to listen to some jazz with this tea cup? thelonions monk, perferably.

would you like to listen to some jazz with this tea cup? thelonions monk, perferably.

#放轻松, #活着

he over did it.

he over did it.

#冷笑话, #漫画

excited rainbows

excited rainbows

#冷笑话, #去野

triangle pattern hair

triangle pattern hair

#冷笑话, #女性

i’m really hungry right now. i should get up and find something to eat but i don’t feel like getting up so i just sit here, drawing.

i’m really hungry right now. i should get up and find something to eat but i don’t feel like getting up so i just sit here, drawing.

#放轻松, #漫画

rollerskating sushi

rollerskating sushi

#冷笑话, #寿司

shine bright, but if you’re not feeling it, don’t.

shine bright, but if you’re not feeling it, don’t.

#做自己, #去野

生命不长不短，只够我看世界。

#小众文案, #旅行

旅行在我看来仍然是一种非常有益的锻炼，心灵在实施中不断地进行新的未知事物。

旅行在我看来仍然是一种非常有益的锻炼，心灵在实施中不断地进行新的未知事物。

#小众文案, #旅行

所谓合适的人，没有定论，大概是三观相似，兴趣可以不同，但决不干涉对方，有话聊，相处和独处一样自然。这一路，你是你，我是我，不是没你不行，但有你更好。

所谓合适的人，没有定论，大概是三观相似，兴趣可以不同，但决不干涉对方，有话聊，相处和独处一样自然。这一路，你是你，我是我，不是没你不行，但有你更好。

#书摘, #小众文案

放弃完美，多放松；欣赏自己，多自信；做好选择，多冷静；寻找幸福，多追求；相信成功，多快乐。放松，祝十一假期快乐！

放弃完美，多放松；欣赏自己，多自信；做好选择，多冷静；寻找幸福，多追求；相信成功，多快乐。放松，祝十一假期快乐！

#小众文案, #旅行

猫具有真正的情感忠诚，人类往往出于某种原因隐藏自己的感情，而猫却不会。

猫具有真正的情感忠诚，人类往往出于某种原因隐藏自己的感情，而猫却不会。

#小众文案, #猫咪

我喜欢的是旅行，不是旅游。旅，就算是睡在马路边上，也只是为了看一眼外面的世界。行，用双脚走出一个不寻常的青春，纵使最后累得直不起腰，也会在夕阳的光景中快乐。

我喜欢的是旅行，不是旅游。旅，就算是睡在马路边上，也只是为了看一眼外面的世界。行，用双脚走出一个不寻常的青春，纵使最后累得直不起腰，也会在夕阳的光景中快乐。

#小众文案, #旅行

我们一直在旅行，等待有人成为我们旅行的伴侣，陪伴我们走过别人不可替代的记忆。在那里，有我们独特的记忆，友谊之花，爱情之树，遗憾之泪！

我们一直在旅行，等待有人成为我们旅行的伴侣，陪伴我们走过别人不可替代的记忆。在那里，有我们独特的记忆，友谊之花，爱情之树，遗憾之泪！

#小众文案, #旅行

当你走得太快，跟不上你的脚步丽江等你。

当你走得太快，跟不上你的脚步丽江等你。

#小众文案, #旅行

生活太苦了，加点糖。

#小众文案, #旅行